Sep 9th, 2020
Today I complete an eventful one month journey on this earth. And I can only say one thing to describe my experience.
Oh God, where have you sent me? Put me back in the darkroom where I slept comfortably for months.
These grown-up humans on duty are just too novice for this job. I am trying to convey my problem for hours now and look at how they are messing it up more. God, are you sure you have sent me to the right address?
There is this one bearded fellow who at the drop of hat comes running with a bottle of medicine, with the reasoning, “His stomach must be aching.” And then force me to drink that yuck medicine. Now, tell me what would one do in such? Of course, I cry harder.
Then there are two women equally confused. One starts thinking I must be hurt and start pulling my hands and legs to find the source of pain. As a result, I need to cry louder to let her stop.
And then the most torturous of all. This woman starts offering me the same old milk every time I cry. Come on lady, either give me something else or stop overfeeding me.
Now it’s almost an hour and still, they have not figured out the solution it seems. I am trying to give so many clues but alas! Why don’t you press that green switch people? It’s right under your nose. Diary please somehow tell them I am feeling damn hot and just need the air conditioner turned on.
This post is a part of the A2Z021 challenge by Blogchatter.
The blogs of A2Z2020 on my beloved city Kolkata is now available in book format. You may check it at Kolkata Chronicles: An A To Z Guide For The Uninitiated
That’s cute. Such a dilemma for newborns.
Haha!! Enjoyed reading this one, hilariously cute ❤️
Enjoyed it thoroughly , Sree. We grown ups always create mess for others….
So beautifully penned from the child’s point of view. Precious days those
Haha this is so cute yet it brings out the delima all new parents face. Wish we could read the little ones minds
I thought your theme was adorable , and your posts is even more so! Had a good laugh at this one and looking forward to more!
Lol!!! That was funny and cute …. Babies crying can sometimes be so baffling !
Loved reading it.. Funny at the same time so relatable.
Ever seen the ‘Look who’s talking’ movies from the 90s? You should check them out… I found them hilarious. They had a similar concept.
This one cracked me up ! Such a cool post !! Lookin g forward to reading more from you.
A view from the other end…very interesting.. looking forward to more
Aww this is super cute. loved the way, little baby has expressed her emotions. it will be an interesting read whole month. looking forward what is coming next in upcoming posts.
Aww this is cute and hilarious . Loved the story from the other end
Loved it! I am going to enjoy this cutest conversation with and and cute bundle of joy tiny yet noticeable/unnoticeable plights.
Aww, Sreeparna! Loved the idea of journalling through your baby’s eyes. This is so precious. And love the humorous spin on it. Keep them coming! #BlogchatterA2Z
So cute, maybe babies think the same way you have written. We adults have so many imaginary reasons on why the child is crying. Poor kids. Loved this point of view!