Dear Diary,
I am back again to share my struggle with you. You are the only one with whom I can share the story of my journey in this cruel, and unjust world.
The other day the woman of the house was having something crunchy and crispy with her tea. The thing looked so tempting. So, I started asking for it. She immediately attended to my demand and you know what she offered instead of that delectable thing she was having? Her breast. Of course, I did not want it. So, I protested vehemently and the clueless fellow was back with a bottle. The selfish woman just would not share her food. With no option left I had to drink from the bottle only. 🙄
From that day I understood I was on my own and these adults are never going to offer me the things I actually crave. So I decided to take things into my ‘own hand’. And my, my, I found out my hands are so delicious. And always available. Sometimes I try to eat them both together, but haven’t successfully managed that yet. Now, coming back to that woman. The ever interfering soul even tried to pull my hands away. Of course, she backed off when I shouted at the top of my voice.
Then I discovered few more tasty snacks. The strands of hair on her head were really delicious, but as always she would not allow me to have it. I also took the perfect revenge. Each time she dissuaded me from having it, I plucked away a bunch. Oh her livid face was a treat in itself. 😏😏
The quilt is another of my favorite treats. Also, my dresses. And per usual, she did not like that too, and kept nodding her head, saying, “put that away.” Obviously I royally ignored her.
After all the trial and errors, the tastiest entity is none other than my hands. You must try them too sometimes. They are just heavenly. You will thank me later for this valuable suggestion. I think I should start a food blog with my lovely dish ideas. 😋😋😋
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This post is a part of the A2Z021 challenge by Blogchatter.
The blogs of A2Z2020 on my beloved city Kolkata is now available in book format. You may check it at Kolkata Chronicles: An A To Z Guide For The Uninitiated
I am checking your series for the first time and its really interesting. Planning to read all the previous articles too.
Thank you…Hope you find other blogs equally entertaining
Hahaha…thunb sucking finger sucking must be really very tasty. Love the way u describe it all from the baby’s perspective.
Thank you… Thumbs up to thumbs is all he wants to say
Hahah this is cute one . I never thought of baby’s perspective ever. Loved the thought behind hand sucking and thumb sucking and those hair strands .
ROFL … Omg the tasty hair strand and the adults being selfish had me rolling with laughter. The food blog is going to be a hit for sure
Yes we love the smell of shampoo… A must have candy floss… Thank you for reading
lol
Ha-ha that was one fun and sweet read for the day. Thinking from a toddlers mind I’m sure they try many things out in their brains. Hair strands and even moms earrings or neckpieces too are well tried isn’t it? So the hands were the tasty discovery for the day and that reminds me of the days my kiddo use to do it. You took me back the lovely memory lane.
This mom avoid wearing earrings or neckpiece hence some wonderful snacks are already out of reach… This saddens the diary owner much…
This is so funny. I loved the way you have written “this lady” from child’s perspective. I used to wonder what child must be thinking about us and here you are.. Loving all your posts.
I’m loving this series. Experienced this with my daughter and now with my son.
ha ha so cute..loved the line that selfish women will not share her food..yes agree infants and young kids go through same emotions when see adults enjoying different foods.
Such a cute post!! After a whole set of trials, only he got was “his hands”. Emotions are so well captured. A big cheers to the narrator of the story. Lots of love for him.
Thanks for enjoying it.
Hahaha a write-up from the baby’s viewpoint is amusing! Love and hugs to him
Thank you so much
The cute Chaos of a little mind took my heart away. Indeed they find the best taste to their lil hands!
haha.. I could instantly see my kiddos in that age as I read the post. I am sure babies have their greivances.